The Red Hatters are going on their first outing to Lumley Castle for afternoon tea on Monday 18 March from 2.30 to 4.30. 34 members have signed up already and they will pay in full [£13.50] at the February meeting. There will also be a last chance for anyone else to join in. Those going [women and men] will wear red hats and something purple as per Jenny Joseph’s poem When I am old I shall wear purple …
A group of 5 members has been set up to plan future Red Hat outings.
- When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick flowers in other people’s gardens And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickle for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.Jenny JosephJenny Joseph (b. 1932), British poet. Warning, Selected Poems [Jenny Joseph] (l. 1-4) (1992) Bloodaxe Books.